Effie wants some cake!
Effie: Hi everyone. My sister, Lola, will be 2 years old in a couple weeks. "Birthday" means "cake". CAAAAKE!! Yummy yummy!
Lola: Effie, you've never eaten cake before. Can kitty cats eat cake?
Effie: We can eat whatever we want. Didn't you see me eat that gum wrapper a little while ago?
Lola: True, and it looked delicious, even when you hurled it back up. But back to "CAKE". There was a scientific study conducted last year that revealed that we cats do not have a sweet tooth, don't eat carbohydrates and cannot taste sugar. What do you make of that?
Effie: ... I want cake.
Lola: Scientists be damned!! Here is a couple of links to many delicious kitty treat recipes. (For the record, I'd rather have the salmon mousse.)