The Poop Scoop
Sorry we've been away for so long. Oh boy have our kitty lives been turned upside down.
That thing Mom and Dad were doing? Yeaaaaaaah, they brought a creature into our house. They call it a "baby". Well, the baby stinks. And she is loud. And she pulls our ears and fur. Granted, she also likes to pet us, but the ears! Leave the ears ALONE.
I taught her to growl though. So it's not all bad. Maybe she will turn out ok.
-Mojo
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Carefree me!
Although I do think Tweaker is onto something (definitely something mysterious--Mom won't let me snuggle on her belly anymore, which has to mean something--she's not normally that bitchy), I have to say she is wrong about the lack of new cat toys. Every day a new cat toy comes into the house. BOXES! WOOHOO!
Check me out, yo!
-Mojo
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Prozac Poster Cat
That would be me.
I am so wicked cool that Mommy, Daddy and my vet decided I needed to tone it down a notch. Or rather a few notches. Ok, so I really love biting the hell out of Booga and Jet. Ok, so I chew off my fur on my legs and belly (it's very sexy in France, you know.) And ok, so I run around in circles, quivering and mewing in quakes. It's because I'm eccentric.
I refuse to give in to the Man. I will show them you can't keep a cool cat back. Because I'm already awesome.
-Mojo
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